She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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