your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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