last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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