We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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