i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Will exercising make me less horny?
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