butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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