I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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