I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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