What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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