If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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