I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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