Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Mom said you looked used
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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