will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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