We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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