I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
