Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
