wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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