It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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