My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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