Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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