sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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