census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
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go home
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize