Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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