I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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