Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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