Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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