my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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