how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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