He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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