Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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