Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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