I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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