i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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