I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
