that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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