guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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