Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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