what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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