On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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