And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
What drink are we having for lunch?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Randomize
