just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize