Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
