Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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