The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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