my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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