But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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