It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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