Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
cat food counts as protein by the way
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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