Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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