Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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