I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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