I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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