Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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